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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3051 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!