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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1437 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 1496 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2116 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!