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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9100 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 166 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!