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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9783 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 710 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!