🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2846 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 289 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!