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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7248 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!