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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5062 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2067 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!