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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5330 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5345 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!