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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2017 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Mines Excavated: | 4078 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!