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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6284 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1055 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!