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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2618 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 140 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!