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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7942 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Votes: | 996 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!