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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 9731 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!