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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5229 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 1462 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!