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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 894 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!