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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8162 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!