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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5163 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Crops Grown: | 5715 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your clothes at the door!