The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

Bananas, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Deception, disbelief, disgrace, Downfall, Drones, Hypocrisy, man, Minecraft, Politics, questionable decisions, reputable, reputable man, same people, scandal, scandalous, Shocking.., smp, Ukraine

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crops Grown:	9301

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	1856
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	454
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Emeralds Found:	441	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	146
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	122
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	193

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	3439
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3674	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.