Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rehab

    Rehab

    Rehab was created in an effort to get back to regular minecraft. No factions, no towns, just plain and simple playing with great people and even better staff.

    Although we are not a pure Vanilla Server, our basic and common plug-ins help simplify our world. We allow free range building, and provide excellent care with very trusting staff members who have been involved with each other for over a year. Our community may be very small, but it’s very accepting of players who are looking for a new place to call home.

    Our facility is PvE, but we do provide areas for PvP if combat with another player is desired.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Roaming

    Vanilla Roaming

    No rules, Come roam around and survive

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3605 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Engineertroops

    Engineertroops

    Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Dimension Hops: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mineous

    Mineous

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    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2664

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Laughcraft

    Laughcraft

    Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VelocityMC

    VelocityMC

    Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaMC

    VanillaMC

    This is a regular survival server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 73 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Faded Skyblock

    Faded Skyblock

    Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

    Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3435
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Dimension Hops: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Potions Brewed: 55

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dovercraft

    Dovercraft

    Dover craft Friendly towny server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Craft

    Vanilla Craft

    Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

    If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Animals Bred: 199

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

    JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

    Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UWARS

    UWARS

    -=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

    -=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 79 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Towns Built: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AssassinCraft

    AssassinCraft

    -24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dimension Hops: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Towns Built: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 715016 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Craft Life – Survival

    Craft Life – Survival

    Survival Server

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • xxooss

    xxooss

    Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ores Mined: 1655
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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