The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Goacraft

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

The GoaCraft.de server offers standard, of course professional SkyPvP and Survival, as well as Bedwars and soon Ultra 1vs1 – an extremely improved version of the Timolia original! Server IP: GoaCraft.de We also have a website and a Teamspeak with the same domain, you are welcome to take a look there too! Our range: – Rush – Beastmode (from 70 users) – SkyPvP – SkyBlock – SurvivalGames – Survival – 1vs1 (Coming soon) – WitherWars (Coming Soon)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Crime-Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is what the Crime Server offers through the self-programmed modification of Minecraft:

A completely different Minecraft game, playable without mods

Robbing shops, but also other players’ apartments

A variety of different weapons, from the normal sword, to pistols, to machine guns, flamethrowers and grenade throwers,…

Numerous other special items, such as drugs

Chases with police officers – if you fail, you can expect a stay in prison

The opportunity to buy and build your own land, apartments, houses or villas

A 100% self-developed game principle that has been tried and tested since April 1, 2012!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Real Life Minecraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

A pseudo-realistic Minecraft server, complete with towns, trains, and more. In this server you will have endless opportunities from running a town, owning a business, or even running an entire nation! Now, hurry up and get some money saved up, taxes are coming soon! 😀

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
New Chunks Explored:	240042	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Brauvival-Server

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello you block crazy Minecrafters,

Do you love moving blocks or are you more into hunting evil monsters? Do you like meeting other interesting people who have similar interests to you? Do you want to play on what is probably the oldest German Minecraft server? Then you are exactly right with us. Just visit our Brauvival server at the address: s.minecraft.name

You can find more information about us here:

TeamSpeak3: ts.minecraft.name Homepage: www.worldofminecraft.de Forum: www.minecraft-forum.de Livemap: http://map.minecraft.name/bdh

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TerrorCraft Modsauce

Towny

Brand new HermitCraft Modsauce server! The HermitCraft Modsauce modpack can be found on the Atlauncher. We need staff, and builders to help out on the server. Please, come join today!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Earth2Luke Survival

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is still being constructed at the moment, but we welcome anyone and everyone to join now! Were not exactly looking for staff members, but you can purchase admin/op rights on all of our game servers, including Minecraft on our website.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Z Server SMP

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Z SERVER SMP [Proudly Online 9+ Years] [75+ Plugins] [No-Whitelist] [Dedicated 256GB of RAM, Intel Xeon 16c/32t]

Z Server SMP is a Minecraft server that strives to be the best of the best. You can build where ever you like while following the rules. We have towns to build in to have a close active community. We are a amazing server with a nice community and awesome looking map. If you have any other questions ask.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SkyVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games

Welcome To SkyVerse We Are A New Under Development Hub Server Ready To Excite You And Make You Happy We Got Tons Of MInigames Factions Prison Skyblock Even Creative And Many More Hope You Will Enjoy

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OPClash

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

________________________________________________________________ OPClash is an overpowered network, with many custom features and plugins to make your experience on our server as amazing as possible. A list of features and other things you may be wondering about will be below this section. ________________________________________________________________ (✓) OP Factions (✓) ON Prison (✓) ON KitPvP (✓) Auctions (✓) Lottery (✓) Crates (✓) Daily Events (✓) Drop Parties (✓) Custom Coded

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Wishcraft

Survival

This is Wishcraft! Run by iMoonZz, I am a co-owner. This server is a survival server right now, and if enough people are on, we can play freezetag 😀

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	7538
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hawknet SMP

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Hawknet SMP, we have been hosting minecraft servers since 2010, and are dedicated to providing you with the best experience possible. All of our staff are friendly, experienced, and ready to help whenever needed. We welcome you to join our community.

We have plenty of things to do on our server, but we are mainly about survival and towny. Some other things to do include Skyblock, Ocean Survival and two Creative worlds. We occasionally have building contests as well. You must start out in survival on our server (skyblock or our main world), you will gain access to other worlds at the Builder rank, which is the first rank above guest.

All of our normal ranks are earned by building, and each rank gives you access to new worlds and commands. Our normal ranks are Builder, Architect, and Engineer, each requiring a more advanced build than the rank before.

Featured Plugins: Ultimate Skyblock: Create and build on an island in the sky. Craftbay: Auction off your items, and buy others items. Towny: Create towns, claim land, and wage wars. Lockette: Lock your doors and containers to keep other players from accessing them.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchantments Applied:	296
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Obsidian

PvE, Vanilla

We are a close-knit community of Minecraft players. We value an almost-vanilla Minecraft SMP server experience backed by an inclusive, friendly, dedicated group of players. We strive to enjoy Minecraft together, as friends and fellow survivalists.

Sound interesting? We’d love to have you!

Whitelist: the-obsidian.com/whitelist

Rules: – Be friendly – Listen to staff – Be considerate – No destruction of property – No cheating or stealing – No threats, abusive language, harassment, etc. – No PvP without consent

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ArmedMCPrison

Prison

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SonoraBuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

SonoraBuild is a Survival MCMMO server with 100% custom terrain based on the American Southwest, with some other North American terrain to match! Come and discover a world full of surprises you won’t find in normal Minecraft. Keep in mind we’re still heavily under construction and features are being added pretty much every day!!! Try to best other players by climbing our custom branching rank tree and working up through the economy. Maybe you’ll be at the top of our leaderboards?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vipers Lair Oceana

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Vipers Lair, an actual VANILLA Server. No additional plugins, no anti-anythings.

Come join in on the fun! We pride ourselves on being 100 Mojang EULA compliant!

Visit our other servers! [van.viper.works] [snap.viper.works] [hardcore.viper.works]

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!