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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6144 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7451 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Join us on our server and experience the wonders of the Promised Land, where diamonds flow like water and creepers wear kimonos. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing as you build your own virtual empire.
But beware, rumors say that there is a secret hot spring hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a ninja panda who only speaks in haikus. Will you be the one to find it and soak in its mystical powers?
So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the trip of a lifetime. Join our SMP today and let the craziness begin! Who needs a Japan trip in 2025 when you can have all the fun right here in Minecraft?