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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7225 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9240 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 323 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 299 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!