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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6301 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
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