The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Farms Harvested:	134
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ULA Gamers

Economy, Survival

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Survival 1.19.4 Bosses Dungeons Shop Custom Enchantments Pvp arenas and much more…

Others… Active staff. Constant updates. Daily rewards. Draws. Events.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchantments Applied:	289
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CropCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

CropCraft 1.20.4 Farming eco PVP server

What is CropCraft?

CropCraft is a NEW farming eco mixed with pvp server based off of version 1.20.4 but compatible with previous versions as well! CropCraft was created in January of 2024 as a way to bring back the nostalgia of former “drug” servers without stepping over the line, We wanted it to have the same feel of these old servers but without stepping over the line in terms of actual content in game. Our community is very new and we are still very much a work in progress but we appreciate all the players who participate during our development as well as directly support us, We can always use suggestions and advice!

Server IP: cropcraft.apexmc.co Discord link: https://discord.gg/X3TUcqbvNZ

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Void Gems Collected:	36	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TheFruitBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TheFruitBox Minecraft Server

Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources and shape the marketplace. The currency of choice? Sponges—the iconic block of Minecraft.

Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products.

Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive custom events developed by our dedicated admin – all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

Server Wiki: Delve into the rich history of our server through our comprehensive wiki. Uncover past events, remarkable stories, and the legacy that has shaped our community.

Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From The Fog Survival

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8717	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Caps Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Unicraft Network

PvP, Survival

Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Critter Craft

Economy, PvP, Towny

Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	200
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lyoxir Network

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Potions Brewed:	68	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are one of the is one of the longest running Minecraft servers on the internet and have something for everyone: Skyblock, PvE, PvP w/ Factions, minigames, HUGE “plotme” creative Plots, Hide&Seek (BlockHunt), Infection, MobArena, and Paintball (Snowball fight)!, etc! Come join the fun! First auto-rank-up after only a few hours of gameplay!! Now with SkyGrid! Come see our new (2024) gorgeous spawns by Luna_BlackRose!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Farms Harvested:	782	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CivEarth v4

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Towns Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Dojo

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	1457

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SloKuharji

Economy, Survival

Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CritPots

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

» Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

» Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

» Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

» Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

» Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

» IP : Critpots.mine.bz

Currently no bedrock support

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2522	Ores Mined:	3547
New Chunks Explored:	477283	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.