The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crops Grown:	7625
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

German Infected Gamers

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InstaPvP

Factions,PvP,Hardcore,Raiding,Great Shop,Mcmmo,Great Staff,Pvp Arena,Fast Xp,Fastsoup,ScoreBoard,Drop Party.

Xp Bottles For Cheap + Lots Of Building And PvP. Not Loads Of VIP’s Running Around With Kits nearly Everyone Legit. [1.6.2]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DaleTech Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A community built minecraft server with a focus on building and fun. We have many interesting plugins and ways to play. Come join us!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	280	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dragonhollow

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

After the Minecraft World’s 1.8 catastrophic events, Dragonhollow fell into apocalyptic chaos and life ceased to exist.

New life sprang from a small pool of water which became the centre of the world’s existence. First, the world of Dragonhollow was reborn, the creatures both good and bad, once again flooded the forests. On February 1st, 2015, nomads once again began to gather and settle on the fertile land; conquering it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crops Grown:	2725
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Potions Brewed:	174
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Parsonage

Parsonage is an up to date server with experienced staff and a friendly community. Looking for valued players such as yourself if your reading this 😛

Parsonage comes equipped with its own custom modpack and a whole can of woop ……. butt

The Parsonage experience is a modpack and multiplayer server made for that modpack to allow for a group of balanced mods for focus on improving three major areas of your gaming experience and simply watching how they blend together. Those three main focal points are tech, cosmetics, and farming.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RPGFactions

Factions, PvP, Roleplay

RPGFactions.com is one of the most unique Factions servers! Join us now to have the time of your life in Minecraft! Here is what our extremely unique server has inside of it!

– Levels – Custom Mobs – Custom Terrain – Grenades – Guns

IP: rpgfactions.com Site: rpgfactions.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CreeperCommunity

We are a small server with SurvivalGames and much more.

We have 6 SurvivalGames arenas, 5 of them are from the star designer Vareide, 1 of them is our Freebuild-Arena from galaxyfriend.

We also have a city where you can buy your own house or penthouse.

Do you want more than member? Come into our team! Tell us why you “must go 😉 ” into our team on www.creepercommunity.net

We are looking forward to you

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DragonEyePvp

Welcome to DragonEyePvp! We assure the staff of DragonEyePvp is also up to the standard of our server. Each member of our dedicated staff will respond to any call, given the availabilty of the staff member at the time, with up-most haste. This ensures that our server remain fair and hacker free for the rest of the players that wish to play fairly.

We at DragonEyepvp hope to see you on our server, and we hope that you have a great time playing with our community!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Voltzinators

This is a 2.0.4 Voltz server with small community gaming hoping for more players.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cuboid Crunch RAID

Greetings! Cuboid Crunch is a multi-server community. We feature Creative, Role-Play, and a Raid server. Joining each server is simple. Right-Click the item in your hand, and then click the icon for the server For instance, click the TNT, to go to the Raid server.

On Raid, Griefing, Stealing, PvP, etc are all allowed! We do ask that you keep swearing and caps to a minimum, although they are allowed. All staff positions are taken, although we do need players! So invite your friends; even your enemies. Have Fun!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	76
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	72
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

destructioncraft

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!