The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BalloonCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

A very fun Factions server that is always under development, taking new ideas, and accepting new staff. The most impotent thing Having Fun! Please get your friends to join!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ravnica

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Ravnica is a whitelisted PvE, Creative, and Skyblock 1.9 server catering towards a mature and friendly community. An Infinity Evolved server is next on our list of to-do’s. So, feel free to join us as we develope our community! Learn more at our website at http://ravnica-mc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	10	Void Gems Collected:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OlympusCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

This is OlympusCraft, an amazing server with Factions, PvP, PlotMe Creative, and minigames (coming soon)! We have WorldEdit enabled for creative on our server. We also have many warps and a shop. You can pick between Factions and Creative at our hub!

We have a friendly and helpful staff and hope you enjoy your time on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Fairy Tail Woooow Official Server

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Nerd Storm Production is happy to announce the official release of the Fairy Tail – Woooow! server. This server is dedicated to the modpack themed around the popular Anime, Fairy Tail. What does the server contain: – World of Fiore – Quests System – Jobs System to make money – Guild System – Separate resource world to preserve Fiore – Server economy system – Battle Towers to enhance your adventure – Ars Magica 2 is a focal point of this server as you are a wizard of Fiore

So much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Word of Syrenica

Factions, Roleplay

Fellow Mortals,

Welcome to the land of Syrenica!

Run by Gods of different mythologies you must aspire to your chosen God and learn the ways of the Golden Path.

Syrenica is an mythological based RPG server with different Gods to asprire to.

With awesome Plugins you will never stop having fun on our server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

XeneCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

XeneCraft is a family friendly and safe small community server created by a teacher that believes in the passion of creativity and fun. We have well trained administrators to help out new players. All ages are welcome. Happy Mining!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	2720	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Bitquest

Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Factions, survival, premium, non-premium servers and all minigames, skywars, skyblock, in Spain, Argentina, Mexico, Chile, USA, France, all in Spanish

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	212

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RaptorSBs Redstone Adventures

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Using RaptorSB’s Redstone Adventures 1.7.10 modpack on CurseVoice. Forestry, Thermal Expansion, Minefactory Reloaded and more! McMMO, GriefPrevention, LWC and Essentials!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mc.BestGame.lt

PvP, Survival Games

survival , PVP and ranks /VIP /SVIP /MOD /Kits

PVP SURVIVAL RANKS Rookie-God

Free building

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5568

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HyperionGaming Just Do It

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games

Hello, Welcome to Hyperion Gaming! We are a faction/minigame/survival/mcmmo based server with many awesome plugins. We are currently looking for new players to join our server. We hope to see you on the server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

absu minecraft server

Vanilla

We’re just a friendly group of gamers who love Minecraft. We’re noob friendly and we’re open to adding mods to the server, but right now, it’s vanilla. Come on over and join us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Fusion Reloaded 24/7

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

New server with amazing, friendly and experienced staff. Minigames, Creative, Factions and more! Join Now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

_EzPvP

Factions, Raiding

Hello, and welcome to the dashboard of VenomPvP. Now, I know you may all be thinking why you should join here. Well, I’m here to give you some information on our server! First of all, I’d like to say we’re a server who cares about our players, if were doing something the players don’t like, we don’t go ahead. We take in all suggestions and a lot of them are considered. Our server also has a wide variety of custom plugins. Here is a few things you’ll find on VenomPvP:

• Venom Tokens • Venom Enchants • Good hit detection • Raids • Events

Our server also contains a lot more cool features, like wonderful staff. When someone is in need of assistance we’re right there to help the player. So hey, why not try us out You wont regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Manics End

Creative, PvP, Skyblock

Come Join our family friendly community today!

Server IP: mc.ManicsEnd.com

Survival, factions and much more! No handouts and fair staff.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Emeralds Found:	656	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Vagabond Network

Economy, Factions, PvE

An RPG Factions server with a HUGE PvE aspect to it. We are are fully 1.8 Factions server so no pesky unfair fights with blockhitting 1.7 players! Join the fun and fight bosses and custom mobs with friends and your faction. – Capability of destroying Obsidian with 5 TNT hits! – Capability of breaking Bedrock with 10 TNT hits! – Killing a player has a chance to drop their head! Auction their head for cash! – Amazing auction system which allows all players to auction their items!

Join now! We try out best to make the server lag free and fun to enjoy for everyone! On behalf of the staff and other players, we welcome you to the Vagabond Network!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	620
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.