The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CLE2 Gamers

Anarchy, Vanilla

Welcome to GraceCraft, a warm and welcoming Christian Minecraft server where players of all ages come together to build, explore, and share their faith in a positive and inclusive community. Our server is founded on the principles of love, respect, and fellowship, creating a safe space for players to enjoy the game while embracing their Christian values.

At GraceCraft, you’ll find a family-friendly environment where kindness and cooperation are celebrated. Our dedicated team of moderators ensures a wholesome atmosphere, making it a perfect place for players of all skill levels to engage in creative endeavors, survival adventures, and collaborative projects.

Join our Sunday worship gatherings in-game, where players can come together to share their thoughts, prayers, and experiences. We also host Bible study sessions and encourage positive discussions about faith and life. While the server is rooted in Christian values, all are welcome, regardless of their background or beliefs, as we promote understanding and unity within our diverse community.

Whether you’re building majestic cathedrals, embarking on exciting quests, or simply enjoying the serene landscapes, GraceCraft is a place where players can grow both in their Minecraft skills and in their spiritual journey. Come join us, and let’s build a world of friendship, creativity, and love together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3433	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LazyLive

Welcome to the LazyLive Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as lifesteal dupe, hardcore, events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Azterinsteal

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A new lifesteal server with features such as: DONUTSMP SPAWNERS MONEY DUPE FARMS PVP ZONES and a Active and Growing Community

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Silverstar MC

A fun community server to play and expand your creativity at will while enjoying the Vanilla-ish feeling of MC with added bonuses along the way. – No Raiding /No Griefing / No PVP (unless in events) – Daily rewards with event rewards weekly – Custom Events: Parkour, Build Event, Puzzles, Trivia – RP Friendly – Join our Discord for movie nights and more (https://discord.gg/skZTuXXs)

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineBlox

Skyblock

This is a Minecraft server called MineBlox, version is 1.17.1+. Mine blocks and upgrade your items. You can explore the worlds!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BungholeMC

Earth, Economy, Towny

Welcome to BungholeMC! We are a towny earth SMP, we are currently in beta testing, so if you would like to join some stuff will not be finished yet. Please join our discord to report any bugs

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9952	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Gold Ingots Survival

Lifesteal Survival No land claims Clans Item Economy Dozens of Enhanced Weapons / Tools To Obtain In game events (Bloodmoon, King of the Hill, And More!)

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Coconoot

Vanilla

Private mc server

maybe sometime in the future it will be open but for now only for private purposes 🙂

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mortals & Mythos

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on our alpha release of Mortals & Mythos: a unique hardcore roleplaying experience. Expect frequent updates as we build our community and server!

Dark Gothic and High Fantasy intertwined, Mortals and Mythos is a 16+ hardcore roleplaying server focused in mixing realism and science with the supernatural and pseudoscience. The world is laden with threats, rhymes and puzzles, and everything is intended for a full immersive experience. Lore is only learned through the libraries, old texts or events.

Athon is the continent wherein everything exists. In the current setting, players would have embarked on a long and treacherous eight-year journey that would eventually find themselves landed on new grounds.

Mortals and Mythos was founded in early 2023, and there is still many large projects until official release, however, during our Alpha phase, we have a plenty of story-arcs planned that will slide seamlessly into the final map.

Want to join? You can find whitelist and community information by either visiting: mortalsandmythos.com, or joining our Discord server: https://discord.gg/TqUsrzRUfe

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ELITEMC

LifeSteal

Welcome To ELITEMC Join this server and enjoy there are crates ranks random teleport custom Armor random players Join Now!!!!!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Exile Faction

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Introducing Exile Factions, set to release on 02/28, meticulously crafted with the essence of all the greatest factions servers in history, aiming to revive the golden era of factions gameplay! Boasting a plethora of features, including a fully customized cannoning jar for version 1.20.4, over 100 unique custom enchants for an unparalleled factions experience, monthly crates with exclusive drops and enchantments like the MONOPOLY enchant for lucrative ore mining, and intricately designed dungeons with 3D modeled bosses spawning in warzones or through boss eggs in our monthly crates. Experience specialized crates, coin flipping, and jackpots, alongside essential features like MCMMO, auction house, player vaults, and much more. With robust server support capable of accommodating up to 500 players with minimal lag, weekly updates, and an eagerly awaited early-beta launch, we’re committed to reviving factions gameplay to its finest. For those interested in our early-beta launch date, please reach out via Discord.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CrazyShot

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

In this server we will bring back the old CRACKSHOT FACTION style weapons! If you are a nostalgic player from old Minecraft servers this is the right server for you, because it has a completely ancient style! Guaranteed fun.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FireNetwork

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, an extraordinary place where adventure and competition come together in a unique experience! Prepare to be overwhelmed by an epic atmosphere and a wide range of engaging games and challenges. Join us for an epic adventure, where skill, strategy and competitiveness come together to create an unprecedented gaming experience. Our servers are always active and full of passionate players, so all you have to do is jump in and show off what you’re capable of. We are waiting for you in our Minecraft world, ready to make you experience incredible emotions!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SMP Earth Civilizations

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

Towny Smp earth for all! You can play as your own town or nation or join a prexisting one. Raid and seige other nations and Towns! Active player base.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CayanNet

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

CayanNet has Skygen and Lifesteal Survival but with Economy /shop & sethome and /clan /bounty kind of fun stuffs so u can try to join server and see

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.