The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Noctus

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Noctus Network!. We Pride ourselves on our tight knit community with active and friendly staff.

We offer: Survival (landclaim, towns, economics, pvp, griefing/stealing in wild, chestshops, boss fight, dungeons, mob-arenas)

Creative (Big plots 120×120 – Free WorldEdit for ALL – Rankup system for good builders)

Minigames (SinglePlayer games like Mazerunner, parkour etc. Multiplayer offers Skywars, Paintball, Buildbattle, SurvivalGames and much more)

SkyBlock (Custom islands, shop, events, pvp, many challenges, play with friends, island backups and more)

Powerful servers We want to ensure a good and lag free experience for all players, therefore we run a dedicated Linux server (OVH) with DDoS Protection, Fast SSDs, and Overclocked i7 Processors enough to support 200+ players at once. Our server is located in Canada, our dedicated server makes us 24/7 and our tps is 20* all the time which gives a lag free experience.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Epic Minecraft 2.0

Survival

Have fun! the server is still in public beta, but you can explore the spawn and play survival! I am NOT the owner!!! I am just advertising the server!!!!!!!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Businesscraft

Business, cars, Cities, city, City Rpg, Economy, Jobs, Survival RPG

Welcome to BusinessCraft!

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? Are you ready to adventure the city and find your destiny? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!

Server Dynamic Map

View our server dynamic map by clicking here.

City Life!

Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!

The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Become a famous Entrepreneur!

The servers economy is very dynamic, starting a business is easy but the process can change depending on the governments regulations. Businesses can scale up quickly by hiring other players and advertising. Discords and websites can be made to facilitate business operations and your business will be listed in our services list.

Become apart of the Government!

BusinessCraft is based on a democratic government system. Become a part of the Executive Branch by joining a government department and possibly one day running one as a Minister! Or get elected into the Parliament and create new laws with fellow Members!

Wild Life!

You can choose to live in the wild! Adventure the fierce survival world and build your base. Collect resources to sell them to players or the Government! Regioning your base creates a secure anti-griefing barrier. It prevent players from destroying or stealing anything out of your chests.

PLAY.MCBUSINESSCRAFT.COM

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Void Armor Forged:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

StarFalls Network

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. We include: Survival, anarchy, Creative, PvP and we are happy to welcome new servers.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Sylvcraft

PvE, Survival

Just something I screw around with, nothing major or fancy. Using Epic World Generator / Epic Nether Generator. Spawn is a cool imperial city map I downloaded. Pretty nice build if you want to come check it out. I’m not seriously looking for players, I’m making this to figure out how Votifier works cuz a friend can’t figure it out and came crying to me about it 🙂

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cultcraft.de

Bungeecord, Chestshop, Community, Creative, Farming, Freebuild, PvP, Survival

One server, many possibilities!

Survival / Cities / Economy / PvP / Creative / Minigames / Events & much more!since 2012!

No Pay2Win!

No activation: just join and get started!Stop by and get your impression.

One address for everything (server, TS3, homepage):

CultCraft.de

Survival

Freebuild

Are you a born lone fighter and live in the wild far away from civilization?Then set foot in our breathtaking landscapes today.Overgrown forests, deep jungles, dusty deserts or icy wastes await you!

Cities

When it comes to coexistence, a number of cities offer good expansion!If you are a born mayor, you can manage itTo create a metropolis that outshines every other metropolis?Or do you prefer the security of a settlement?

And will you become an economic giant?

With extended rights, such as the sole creation of properties by Worldguard, this becomes a klax!

PvP

Are you a real PvP fanatic?

Then build impregnable castles, improve your skills, using MCMMO,Recruit members for your clan, ally or become enemies with other players and create an empire that will stand the test of time.

Experience your special PvP adventure!

Creative

Just start building without having to worry about materials?Do you prefer to build in an attractive landscape or on a flat meadow? No matter, with us you get both!Would you like to stage the monument of your dreams? Then pick up the hammer and chisel and become one of the great architects in our community!

Farmwelt

Our farm world offers:Safari Zone / Nether / End / Farm map and a boss world.

In the Safari Zone you will be able to experience animals in the natural Minecraft environment and at the same time capture them using “Safari Balls”,The motto “Survival” is in the foreground. Of course, this would be far too easy without further ado, so you should be prepared for the strong monsters to stand in your way.

The Nether offers you another thrill, as does the end world with its numerous enemies and items.And as the crème de la crème, our boss world awaits you with varied challenges!

Minigames / Events

When it comes to entertainment, you get your money’s worth with us.We offer a variety of events and plugins that we have developed ourselves and organize them regularly!

A variety of events await you, such as seasonal events, special events and much more!And if that’s not enough for you, our minigames area is available 24/7!

Community

Our community is characterized by a wide age range. Everyone, whether child, teenager or adult, is warmly welcome and will be directly integrated into our family community.Plus, everyone has a say!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cactus Factions

Factions

Welcome to Cactus Factions, we are a small server looking to grow, we are currently looking for staff members and players. We really hope you Enjoy!!!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MinorMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

NEED PERMANENT STAFF IMMEDIATELY

Officially launched in to Version 0.0.1 Come join us for the fun as we begin our adventure with your help crafting a server made for you. Come join me in game to help create a server that is fun for you.

Accepting Staff at this time.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Duckcraft server

bedrock, Clans, Economy, Events, MCMMO, Pets, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Duckcraft Server – Survival Server 1.16 and 1.20.X

IP: mc.duckcraft.com.br | Port: 10304

BASIC INFORMATION:

» You don’t need to have a VIP to break spawners;

» No excessive Redstone limitations;

» Updates whenever there is a new version of the game;

» Available for Bedrock and Java Edition;

» Opened for 2 years and improving.

Come in and come have fun with us!

Discord: click here.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Aurora Craft

PvP, Survival

Aurora Craft is a developing server that needs lots of staff such as admins, mods, builders and lots more! PLEASE APPLY WHEN YOU JOIN THE SERVER!!!!!!!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Damage Incorportated Multimode

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Hi there, Damage Incorporated is opening up our private minecraft server to the public. We are a multi gaming clan active in alot of different games. The main focus of our server is to offer an enjoyable environment for our players while offering multiple gamemodes and minigames. We have extensive anti grief systems in place such as land claims and rollback systems, to make sure your hard work is protected from those pesky griefers! To join the minecraft server use the following address: mc.dmg-inc.com

To have a chat with us on our teamspeak server use the following address: ts.dmg-inc.com

You can find more information about our community here: www.dmg-inc.com

Hope to see you ingame soon!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lyondar

Creative, Survival

Lyondar is a fun Minecraft server with a plotworld, factions survival world, and a perk-enabled relaxed survival world. We have a great community, and would be glad to welcome you! Ranks range from 5 to 55 USD. Join today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Esparcraft

MCMMO, Roleplay

Minecraft server, non-premium, Spanish MMORPG active 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, More information at:

http://esparcraft.corpmore.com/app.php/page/inicio?sid=f9a8b592c4d8bf1d56c2d4b694adaf08

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mythical empires

Arena Pvp, Banks, Bosses, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdom, PvE, RPG, Tokens

-= Mythical Empires =-– Gems and Money– Rpg Kingdoms– Jobs– Skills– Dungeons and Guilds– Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecochia

Creative, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Minecochia 6.0 is a 100% survival Minecraft server with more than 4 years of experience behind us. We are currently on version 1.10 Twitter: @minecochiaES

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.