The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	8944

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AzTekCraft

Factions, PvP

A Fun MC Factions Server *Staff Is Needed* We Need Help With Building And Plugins. So Come Join The Fun!

Special Thanks To Apex Server Hosting!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Guncolony 3d shooter

call of duty, cs:go, Custom Items, Guns, Kit PvP, Minigames, RPG, Zombie Survival, zombies

GunColony is the first Minecraft 3D shooter server in the world, open since 2015 and still actively updated through 2020.

Get a one-of-the-kind first person shooter experience in Minecraft, with a custom gun plugin that rivals the complexity of a full AAA shooter – bullet drop, spray patterns, 10X Zoom scopes, realistic audio, and much more. No mods required to join!

Maps are heavily inspired by CS:GO and Call of Duty with game modes such as Team Deathmatch, FFA, Arms Race and Competitive Defusal. We also have a zombie mode ranging from easy to challenging maps to help you learn the game.

GunColony is 100% free to play with EULA compliant ranks.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2384	Dragon Eggs Found:	2929
Ores Mined:	7237	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LendaryCraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Minecraft server covering the Pixelmon Reforged mod and others! Come in and have fun with us now! discord included for good communication with the staff. discord.io/LendaryCraft

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SkyMine SkyBlock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

SkyMine Skyblock is a fun Skyblock with 3 islands to choose from we need help on making custom islands for players to choose and play on. We also need Devs we have lots of config to do. At moment we do need staff so Hurry up and join 192.95.37.203:25587 !

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

A zombie pigman broke my

Anarchy, PvP Survival, Semi Vanilla, Vanilla

Hello gamers,

Thank you in these dire times for taking a chance with our server A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door.We have one rule involving gameplay, NO CHEATING. My name is Wilderop, it is a gamer handle I chose in 1996 (approx.) when playing one of the first multi user online games. Now I invite you to try a place where there are very few rules. If you don’t hack or cheat, if you don’t spam excessively (so much others can’t talk) or advertise, then you can do whatever you want on this server.

You can grief, you can steal, you can be a general piece of shit. Hey we are all pieces of shit sometimes heh? Maybe; however, you will decide to do what most of the players on the server have decided to do. Live in peace most of the time and work together. That’s right, this is an anarchy server where people choose to work together, not because they are forced too.

Even shit makes the grass grow green, it does not have to be blood.

Server info:

Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK We now have gamechat linked to our discord and if you donate a certain amount to the server we will allow you to talk in game chat from discord as a way of saying thanks.

Running: 1.19.3

Location: Montreal, Canada

Difficulty: Hard.

Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, spamming nonsense = muted chat, lag machine = fuck you.

Clarification on no cheating. No cheating means using any client or code to give you an advantage or “hack” the game. The only approved clients are vanilla client and optifine. Badlion is no longer approved because it gives some advantages. This includes any kind of x-ray. No botting with 3rd party software. F3+t is permitted. No world download because it can be used to explore bases and essentially is xray with more steps.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Abalative Space

Creative, Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival Games

We are a fun server with many minigames. We have Creative, Towny, Factions, Skyblock, Hungergames and many, many more!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1715	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ultimatebuild

Adventure, Economy, Events, Freebuild, Friends, Plots, PvE, PvP, Survival

We have created a server on which everything can be done but still remains clear. We hope to see you again soon

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ShardCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ShardCraft, your trusted survival in Spanish. Here you will be able to find a large area in which to survive and obtain resources against the threats that the outside world will pose to you, you will make new friends, you will be able to create your house with a protection system, you will set new goals and achieve unique achievements. Enter today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Alpha Prime Elite Reviews

Creative

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ascalter.de

Arena Pvp, Buildffa, Citybuild, Creative, Ffa, Freebuild, Skyblock, Vote Rewards

Ascalter.de

We are the largest German freebuild network!

There are no limits to your freedom. Play together with countless other players and discover our different game modes. We offer, among other things, the following for you:

Freebuild – experience a gigantic world with endless possibilities on our three Freebuild servers!

Citybuild – build your own plot on our Citybuild server!

Skyblock – live in lofty heights on our Skyblock server!

BuildFFA – duel with other players on our BuildFFA server!

Knockit – Grab a stick and try not to fall down on our Knockit server!

Creative – there are no limits to your creativity on our Creative Server!

You can reach us here: Discord – Forum – Teamspeak

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

IgnisCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

IgnisCraft [SMP] {WorldGuard}{Economy}{Titles}{Events}

# IgnisCraft – Economy, PvP, Leaderboards, Achievements, & More! ## mc.igniscraft.net

[Our Website](http://igniscraft.net)

[Join Our Discord!](https://discord.gg/JMd43FC )

[Patreon](https://www.patreon.com/igniscraft)

**Who We Are** IgnisCraft was started in July of 2014 as a small group of friends messing around with some plugins. We ended up making a pretty fun server and gaining a lot of players and hype. After two years of fun, the server died down due to the lack of advertising and players in the community getting busy with real life. After a year of downtime, we’re starting up again with a completely new server and a lot of new features! We’re very excited to expand our family at IgnisCraft. **Economy****Multi-Gamemode Server****Vote for Perks****Achievement Titles****McMMO****open chat****Minimal Vanilla Mech Changes**

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Fera Minecraft

Survival

We are a small server with a friendly staff. Want to casually play minecraft Be our guest! We are working to make the minigames work, and we have great plans.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Unity realms

Anarchy, Kit PvP, PvP, smp

Welcome to Unity Realms. Its one of the best networks of minecraft history. This server has PVP and Lifesteal. Many more gamemodes are coming. Please read for more information.

Lifesteal : Lifesteal is a really cool server where you can fight people. If you kill someone you get heart ranging from 1-3. You can also build secret bases for grinding.

PvP : PvP is a server where you can practice all types of PvP like Cart PvP, Crystal PvP etc. It is the best server to play on and have fun on.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RukeCraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock

The server can now support versions: 1.8.x – 1.13.x

**Games such as BedWars, SkyWars and Survival-Games will be 1.8 PVP! The server now offers a variety of game modes such as;

Creative SkyBlock Factions

We are looking for staff! Apply at: http://rukecraft.pcriot.com/apply/ Server IP: rukecraft.hopto.org Website: http://rukecraft.pcriot.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/yhejtKS Store: https://rukecraft.buycraft.net/

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RainbowRaidz

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

FIRST 10 TO JOIN GET A FREE RANK, EVERYONE AFTER THAT GETS A FREE KEY.Fun Factions server shop, mob farms, grinders, enchantments, crates, and more! come check out our sweet server and try not to get addicted, or make it your priority to make us your arch nemesis and raid our base! or even apply for a job as a staff (no pay) in the /warp app room!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!