The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokePixel

Pixelmon, Survival

Poke Pixel is a place for calm yet slightly competitive pokemon play. We offer a open free feel and try to not hold you back. Not up for fighting people you don’t know? Bring you friends and have your own little group! We try to stay updated as much as possible and keep the server in development as much as possible. We constantly bring a new shiny pokemon to the store every month with many many other items. Come join Poke Pixel today.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Herobrine network

Bed wars, Minigames, PvP, Survival

HEROBRINE NETWORK is a dynamic Minecraft server offering a diverse range of engaging game modes. Immerse yourself in intense PVP battles, experience strategic gameplay in Bedwars, enjoy various thrilling minigames, and test your survival skills in a challenging environment. With features like lifesteal, the server adds an exciting twist to gameplay. Connect to the community at play.herobrine.fun:19132 and embark on your Minecraft adventure with HEROBRINE NETWORK.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Azerea

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Azerea is a survival non-pvp orientated server with a 8000 x 8000 custom terrain map. Azerea contains few PVP features, players can chose to PVP if they wish at the arena. The open world is not PVP and griefing is not allowed, Azerea has a simple ruleset for players to follow.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crops Grown:	4664

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kenig Craft Survival Jobs Gun

Pixelmon

unique plugins on this server make it possible to fully delve into the gameplay and forget about “studying” 😀

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8942	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Survivalkreis.de

Multiplayer Survival

Who is Survivalkreis.de?

Survivalkreis.de is a gathering of Oddysee_88, Dumbatz01, LittleAngle, Richy_P, TheGame180 and Maritath21. The server was created on March 19th, 2021 and is self-financed by 3 people from the team, so that players are not forced to leave donations or anything else to us other than the time they leave here to play.

Which version can I play with at Survivalkreis.de?

We support versions 1.8.x – 1.20.1

Which game mode is available at Survivalkreis.de?

We have survival, and we ensure that we reset the worlds regularly when there are major changes!and End and Nether are reset every 4-8 weeks.

Information:

We are a small community with young and older players who enjoy their after-work and hobby in this game.We warmly invite you to get to know us and our project.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1716	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Seven Dreams

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Seven Dreams is a brand new and unique survival economy server featuring core plugins such as Companies, JobsReborn, GriefPrevention, ShopChest, PlotSquared (with WorldEdit). Each player starts as a lowly, jobless Peasant and can pave their path up through the plethora of ranks to become an Elite by making money through the various plugins that are implemented in our server. As you progress, each rank allows you access to new features on the server including custom jobs, company creation, plot privileges and much more. We are constantly working on adding new features to each rank and the server as a whole to provide most diverse and dynamic experience to our users.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hostility Gaming

Factions, PvP

Worst Minecraft faction server, come on join! Make us better. We are currently looking for staff and possibly, that can be you, Make sure that you follow our severs rules. There is so much flame in this server so if you are looking to roast someone and not get into trouble you are more than welcome to come here and roast! Thanks for looking at our server, and remember stay hostile.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Banana mc

4Fun, action, Adventure, Arena Pvp, bedrock, Bounties, challenge, PvP, smp

Welcome to BananaMC, where the thrill of lifesteal takes your Minecraft experience to new heights! Join our server at play.bananamc.xyz and immerse yourself in dynamic gameplay where extracting vitality from foes adds a unique strategic twist to survival. Explore the virtual realm and enhance your adventure further at our store: store.bananamc.xyz. Unleash the banana-powered excitement and conquer challenges in this one-of-a-kind Lifesteal paradise!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Heroes VS Crooks

Economy, FTB, Survival, Tekkit

You can view all of the needed information on this link: http://imgur.com/a/ItZpq Warning this server is modded! The modpack can be found here: https://www.technicpack.net/profile/3934390/modpacks

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ohanacraft – familyf

Community, Creative, Custom MiniGames, family friendly, Grief Prevention, Hard Server, Lobby, Minigames, Sky block, Survival

We are a family friendly minecraft server. OhanaCraft is a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing all forms of vulgar behavior griefing and bullying types of behavior. All players are considered ohana – family. No one gets left behind

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ReptilePvP

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

New Soup PvP server in alpha stages! – Rankup KitPvP – 2 Cool maps in rotation – Soup signs hidden around the map – Kits with abilities – Website and buycraft in the making – More to come!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ores Mined:	2670

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TBG – Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE

Gen 1-3 Pokémon! In the works of building the storyline from generation 3 games, to allow users to experience their most favorite type of : Throwback-Gaming. Re-living the journey from emerald, sapphire, and ruby!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Transcendence smp

Classes, Creative, Custom Biomes, Custom Bosses, Dungeons, Lore, Multiverse, Pve Survival, Skills

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.

We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.

Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.

We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful.

If interested, post an application on our discord: https://discord.gg/BBVDC8B

More pictures from the server on our twitter page: https://twitter.com/TranscendentSMP

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Aguahax

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Server where you can do survival alone or with your friends. Either simple survival or more difficult survival.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Enchantments Applied:	256	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mcfreedom

Anarchy, Cracked, Creative, Free Fly, Free Items, Free OP, Free Worldedit, Freebuild, freedom, Survival

Server IP: mcfreedom.eu

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.