The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sakura Island

Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

-=SAKURA ISLAND=-

Sakura Island is a new skyblock server that opened to the public on July 14th, 2019. With the ultimate goal of offering a revised and updated skyblock experience for you and everyone else compared to other skyblock servers with features such as custom islands, events, and plugins. We are looking for active players and staff.

Discord: https://discord.gg/Ftp8gz8 Server IP: SakuraSB.apexmc.co (Version 1.12.2)

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	3343
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Exportmc

Bed wars, Kit PvP, OneBlock, Skyblock

ExportMc Powered by @FarlandStudios/ Tsmiler

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9587	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Athyrium

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Did you know, Athyrium is a small, not so family-friendly Minecraft survival server? With additions like mcmmo, claiming, jobs and quests you can earn money to either spend in the shop or the auction house. If you are no fan of survival, and just want to let your imagination flow you can also spend your time in the creative plot world. You’re more than welcome to join our wonderful community, or create your own community, on Athyrium. The server of both crushed hopes and dreams.

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CygnusCraft

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Second Age of CygnusCraft

CygnusCraft is a dedicated 24/7 survival server started January 1st of 2019. Since then, empires, alliances, and talented players have come and gone. Make your place in the server’s history!

For the best free-to-choose vanilla experience, we support: – Freedom of Speech – Default Minecraft border – No map resets – AFK farms – Building/griefing anywhere Our Discord ⇒ https://discord.gg/aQystxz Our Reddit ⇒ https://www.reddit.com/r/CygnusCraft

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Seven Seas

Survival, Vanilla

Discord Server https://discord.gg/7jqGdGq

Survival with a couple twists, nothing too non-vanilla

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Emerald Empires

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Emerald Empires is a old-school factions server that runs on version 1.14.3. The goal of our server is to recreate the nostalgic non-pay-to-win factions experience, and ensure that our players enjoy their time on the server. Join the server and give us a try!

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9427	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Starmc

PvP, Survival

**StarMc Lifesteal Server**

Welcome to the thrilling and blood-pumping world of StarMc’s Lifesteal Server! Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding gameplay where your every hit rejuvenates you, making victory all the sweeter. Join us for an unforgettable gaming experience where survival hinges on your ability to steal life from your foes. Will you conquer or be conquered? Join StarMc today and embrace the darkness!

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kindcraft

smp

★★★Kindcraft★★★Click here to check out our website at https://www.kindcraft.net

Welcome to Kindcraft! The server where everyone and everything from the spawn to the admins… and even the owners house, is legit. To keep things fair and sanctify the integrity of your hard work with an outstanding econaomy we allow ABSOLUTELY NO SPAWNING OF ITEMS rather you are a staff member or not.

Rules:

No Griefing – We have block logging so dont even try. No Hacking No Impersonating staff – All staff members have prefixes Example: [Admin] [Moderator] [Owner] No Floating Trees Have Respect

Key features including but not limited to:

BLOCK LOGGING [IF YOU GRIEF WE WILL ROLL YOU BACK AND BAN YOU]LEGIT SURVIVAL BUILDING WHERE COMPETITION IS FAIRTOWNYECONOMYFRIENDSKINDNESSPVEPVP AREASEVENTSMINIGAMES

Additional Notes

I have been in the career of hosting servers for over a decade so I know how to run things. If you would like to take a look at the history of my work and where it all started I have left the old thread included here for your satisfaction. Thankyou and I hope you enjoy the community.

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Bonecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bonecraft Survival Running on 1.19.3

A fun survival server that has been running for 3 years, now on 1.19.3!

Come check us out, as we have many fun plugins and features for you to explore on a 1.19 survival server.

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Night Prison

Prison, PvE, PvP

Night Prison is a new prison server that has plenty of custom enchants and large mines. Most of the features on the server are custom made by the owner to allow players to have the exact experience the server tries to offer.

discord.io/nightprison

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Thelion

TheLion BoxPvP

Are you looking for a BoxPvP server to play with your friends? Well TheLion is the solution! At TheLion we have weekly updates, a functional store, ranges, kits, keyalls, and much more!

Join the discord and find out all the news or enter the server now!

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Koridai

Economy, Survival

Koridai is a small survival server that started in September 2014. It was originally an offline-mode vanilla server with no extra plugins except a few basic commands. It grew a small community and somehow got a few more members over time. Today, Koridai has grown with functionality and users. It went through many changes over the years but ultimately it seems it will be going back to its roots. A simple, survival server.

Koridai even has it’s own discord! https://discordapp.com/invite/JW2cn9T

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Boriken Wars

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The Information about the server can be found below: Info A: https://i.imgur.com/OnFIX9q.png Info B: https://i.imgur.com/gQKG7Gx.png Website Post: https://borikenwars.com/community/index.php/2020/12/15/new-survival/

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minejoy

Connect to Minejoy

Connecting to MineJoy couldn’t be easier! Below is a tutorial on how to join the network on any edition of Minecraft.

🎮Java

• Click Multiplayer

• Click Add Server

• Enter play.minejoy.xyz the Server Address

• Click Done & Join Server

📱Mobile & Bedrock

• Click Servers

• Click Add Server

• Enter play.minejoy.xyz as the Server Address

• Enter The Port 19132

• Click Save & Join the Server

🕹️ Consoles

Video Tutorial: https://shorturl.at/mnAY0

• Server Name: Anything you like

• Server Address: play.minejoy.xyz

• Port: 19132

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	New Chunks Explored:	121077

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minehuana

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

[EN CONSTRUCCION] Spanish server under construction. For now I am alone with all the assembly and configuration of the server later on the website/forum if you want to help me and contribute your grain of sand in the form of knowledge, add me to my Discord ID: YoSuboDeToh#0907

Updated October 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.