this is a lifesteal smp called the newersis smp sometimes it goes offline but if you try to join it starts in like 2 minutes
NewersisSmp.exaroton.me
the newersis smp
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SouviesRUs – Bday Edition
Are you tired of being judged for wanting a tiny cat bubble blower as a souvenir on your vacation? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things whimsical and fun! No more being called immature for wanting to embrace your inner child. Plus, we have a special cat-themed area where you can blow bubbles to your heart’s content without any judgment. So come join us and let your playful side shine!
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LoreMasterMC SMP: The Legend of My Name
Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got the craziest lore behind our usernames. Like, my username is “DiamondDude420” because I once found a diamond the size of a freakin’ watermelon and I smoked it like a joint. True story, bro!And don’t even get me started on “CreeperQueen69” over here. She got her name because she once tamed a creeper and rode it like a majestic steed into battle. It exploded, but she survived because she’s a freakin’ queen, bro!
So if you wanna be part of the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! We got diamond joints, creeper queens, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Don’t miss out, bros!
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$10K SpeechCraft
Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world of our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears out of nowhere and challenges you to give a one-hour speech on any topic of your choice. But here’s the catch – they’ll pay you $10,000 for your troubles!Now, you might be thinking, “What kind of crazy server is this?” Well, let me tell you, this server is not your average Minecraft experience. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with enchanted loot, giant chickens that roam the land, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out quests for rare items.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and reward you handsomely for your knowledge and wit, look no further. Join us today and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft speech champion!
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CraftyWarfareSG
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant monuments to peace and friendship to stop the “third world war” between US and China! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and prevent a global catastrophe, join us now!
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20 Years From 01/23/45
Yo yo yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? We are like, exactly 20 years from a 012345 (01/23/45) date stamp. Why is that important, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, time moves backwards! That’s right, you can literally go back in time and relive all your favorite moments from the past.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party! You can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic event.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. See you on the flip side, my fellow time travelers!