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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7851 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!