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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1745 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant pig named Porky McSnortles. Or how about participating in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!