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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1341 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!