The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing faker than the news is the diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of lies, deceit, and hilarious shenanigans.

Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?

Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.

So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tells you they found a stronghold full of diamonds, it’s probably as fake as Putin and Trump’s phone call. But hey, who needs real diamonds when you can have imaginary ones and a good laugh?

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

An RPG, Hack & Slash inspired survival server with a relaxed environment. It contains lots of PvE challenges and quality of life features which makes survival more fun and convenient.

What makes us unique? – Hundreds of custom mobs & models – A vast custom crafting station, Where you can create over 12+ more tiers of custom armors & rare weapons. – Solo & instance based dungeons. – Meant for both casual survival & RPG players. – Skills, Daily Quests, Quests, Custom vendors and more!

play.villagemc.co

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

play.omegamc.org:30315

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

play.norcrascraft.com

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Potions Brewed:	148
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Features: – Anti-P2W; while there are donor ranks, as well as purchasable cosmetics, we have striven to keep prices and perks reasonable and not game (or wallet!) breaking. – Survival with keepInv, /warps, and /homes! – Custom breeding requirements – berries instead of random items! – Legendary/Shiny/Megaboss/UB announcements & tracking! – Hunts, global market, wondertrades, and more! – Player-built and player-run gyms! – Weekly tournaments! – The ability to team up with others and create guilds! – A beautiful spawn village with helpful and informative NPCs to start you on your journey!

dreamscape.nodecraft.gg

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

mc.evoearth.xyz

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

xylosmp.wither.best:25751

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Mythic and Magic is a server with a mythical feeling. There’s different Elf races to choose from, quests to complete, ability to claim land, ability to toggle PVP and server cosmetics such as pets, mounts & emotes! It’s a welcoming, lovely community feel! We also have Hunger Games & Spleef! We hope to see you there <3

mythicandmagic.apexmc.co

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

N4.MCST.IO:64788

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

mc.arcadexs.net

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

mc.nightcraft.it

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

mc.infinitycmm.online

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

134.255.219.187:2000

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.