The Minecraft Meme Realm: No Mods, Just Memes, and a lot of Pain. Apply for White-list now!

Welcome to the Binecraft Realm	We are a small group of players who love making immersive builds, crazy redstone, and playing with friends. This world is never resetting, so come add to the history.
Server Features	No griefing/no stealing New player friendly 24/7 accessibility No world resets Custom modifications for quality of life Accessible Nether Hub and Highway
Mod & Datapack Information	Vanilla server with added modifications such as Simple Voice Chat, Easy Place mode on Litematica, custom armor statues & nether portals, multiplayer sleep, anti-enderman grief, more mob heads, and wandering traders.
Requirements	Mature 16+ age limit Must apply on the discord

Blocky B*tches

addictive gameplay, blocky, Btches, building homes, Character customization, creating stories, Digital World, escapism, Gaming, hours played, immersive experience, life simulation, Long playtime, sims 4, simulation game, Time management, time sink, time well spent, video games, virtual life, virtual reality, virtual relationships

Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	701899

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Goon Squad

Adventure, chaotic, Community, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gaming, goon, goon thread, group, hilarious, Interactive, Mischief, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Social, squad, Thread, Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

Bout, Crafty, Good, taco, Tacos, Time

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magic Items Found:	7885
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

#clues, Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, crime, detective, Epic, investigation, Lammy, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 673687882, Police, suspects, Suspense, Thriller

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Alien Abductions:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

Analysis, BANKRUPTCY, car bombing, Chug, ChugaLug, Comfy Happening, Craft, energy infrastructure, German aid, Globohomo, Israel, kyiv, Maps, Mega, mobilization law, NATO Council, NATO diplomats, nuspeak, podcasts, Politico, Resources, SBU officer, Server, Talmud, Telegram Channels, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian parliament, UKROP, video archive, World Bank, Z Radio, Zelensky

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Breed, Can I haz cheeseburger, cat, Cheesy, cute, desire, Feline, Fluffy, funny, humor, Humorous, Internet Sensation, long trail, meme, meowcraft, pet, Popular, Server, Want, wish

Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Celeb Chaos

Beady, Beady can do it, can do it, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity news, Chaos, Crafty, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, fan community, forum, gossip, Hollywood, News, pop culture, social media, Stars, Thread, trending

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Potions Brewed:	164	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9645	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchantments Applied:	74	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
New Chunks Explored:	783896	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crops Grown:	9908
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crops Grown:	7251
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Magic Items Found:	2019	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Animals Bred:	49
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Minecraft Meme Realm: No Mods, Just Memes, and a lot of Pain. Apply for White-list now!

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 16?

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in the world?

Q: Is there a limit on the size or purpose of my builds?

Q: Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Updated September 28, 2024

Blocky B*tches

Updated September 28, 2024

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Updated September 28, 2024

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

Updated September 28, 2024

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

Updated September 28, 2024

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Updated September 28, 2024

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

Updated September 28, 2024

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Updated September 28, 2024

Blocky Banter

Updated September 28, 2024

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

Updated September 28, 2024

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Updated September 28, 2024

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crops Grown:	6670	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5