New Minecraft Servers

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Are you tired of crashing in Minecraft because of those pesky brown racists? Well, have no fear because our server is here to teach them their place! Join us and learn the ancient art of argiestry to put those crash-causing troublemakers in their place. Plus, we have a secret underground taco crafting society that only the most elite players can join. So come on, join us and show those brown racists who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible!

New Minecraft Server
garden.minewind.net
New Server IP

  • Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

    Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

    So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

    The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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    Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP server on the planet! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground cat society that controls the economy. That’s right, these feline overlords will trade you diamonds for fish and string. But be warned, if you disrespect them, they’ll unleash their army of creepers on you.

    Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? We have a parkour course that’s so difficult, even the most skilled players have thrown their keyboards in frustration. And don’t even get us started on our spleef arena, where the floor is made of lava and the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents.

    But the real reason you should join our server is for the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best moves and maybe even make some new friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the meowgic begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • VanillishCraft SMP

    VanillishCraft SMP

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    VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.3

    IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

    Land Claim Anti-Grief Homes | RTP | Warps Auction House (Selling) Diamond Based Economy Vote Rewards Earnable Ranks Mob Heads

    vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Big Boobed Minecraft Server

    Big Boobed Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

    Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

    But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

    So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • World of Amelia Minecraft

    World of Amelia Minecraft

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    World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

    play.theworldofamelia.com

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Teporochos Network

    Teporochos Network

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    [1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

    IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

    teporochosnetwork.com:25596

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

    Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage drama and chaos like no other! Join us if you have a strange fetish for hearing other players talk smack about your in-game girlfriend. We promise to provide you with all the mean and nasty comments you could ever desire, turning you on like never before. Who knew virtual relationships could be so scandalous? So come on in and let the drama unfold, because on our server, the more outrageous the insults, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

    Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • 100 Dayz SMP

    100 Dayz SMP

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    [ – 100 Dayz SMP – ]

    Daylight Prep | Zombie Swarms | Mutating Zombies | Custom Guns & Grenades 20k x 20k World | Player Shops | Hardcore Survival | [1.20.4]

    Survive solo or with friends. Craft guns, grenades, and more to fight the infected.

    Play-to-win! No pay-to-win nonsense here. Utilize Chest GUI shops, rank up, and thrive!

    With a 3-hour daily limit, there’s no grinding ahead. We all have lives, so everyone gets an equal shot at survival!

    Think you’ve got what it takes? Join now and prove it!

    hardcorezombiesurvival.com

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Flash Before Minecraft Server

    Flash Before Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your wildest dreams come true…literally! Our server is so epic, it’ll make your dreams look like a snooze fest in comparison. Imagine building a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese, riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or even taming a dragon and using it to fly to the moon for a cheeseburger.

    But beware, because on this server, things can get a little weird. You might find yourself face-to-face with a talking cow who thinks it’s a ninja, or stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where pigs rule the world and diamonds rain from the sky.

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the insanity of a dream world brought to life, complete with flying pigs, ninja cows, and cheese castles? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave…or wake up from this crazy dream come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Bad Timing Minecraft Server

    Bad Timing Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of always having bad timing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, bad timing is actually GOOD timing! That’s right, every time you think you’ve messed up, it’s actually just setting you up for an epic comeback story. Join us and embrace the chaos as you navigate through hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, on this server, bad timing is the best timing!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • > tfw found good game but it’s dead/dying… Minecraft SMP

    > tfw found good game but it’s dead/dying… Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring, lifeless servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is anything but dead or dying! In fact, our server is so alive and thriving that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide in excitement.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking cow who gives out questionable advice to a villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover its treasures?

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Rhino SMP

    Rhino SMP

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    Welcome to Rhino SMP! Join our thriving economy-driven community, where you can build, explore, and trade your way to success. Our server features state-of-the-art plugins, ensuring a unique and immersive Minecraft experience. Come and be a part of our dynamic and exciting world

    play.rhinosmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    garden.minewind.net
    New Server IP