The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	33

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	133
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Animals Bred:	82

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	240766	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8188	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

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EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	4881	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

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MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	174
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Star Shards Collected:	67	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Buildings Constructed:	9

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

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Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6809
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	10

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

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AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

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HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

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Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

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