The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

PEMCserver

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	7820
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

play.PEMCserver.com

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	837334	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

ultimateminecraft.de

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Void Gems Collected:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

mc.airblockzs.com

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

mc.odyssey-craft.org

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard –Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

192.169.44.134

Spuddsmarch

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

192.95.29.170

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

woodyville.noip.me

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

66.85.178.90:26598

Fragnet

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

192.210.236.57:25765

ActionPVP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	381	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Play.ActionPVP.com

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6030

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

mc.matecraft.org

ElectronicPvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

65.60.13.74

PowerdByCrystals

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	46
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Farms Harvested:	210
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

mc.powerdbycrystals.com

Production Team Java / Bedrock

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ores Mined:	4464	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Enjoy! Production Team! Java / Bedrock

Server supports PC Java and Windows Edition, PSN, Xbox, Switch, and Mobile! Mostly we’re an 18+ community. We make videos, feature builds and definitely like getting to know players. We’ve got a great community and we’d be glad to have you join us!

Disputes will be moderated via in-world Court. Server Location: U.S. East Owner: Chunk_TV

mc.chunktv.com

PilotCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Emeralds Found:	6456	Buildings Constructed:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	212	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to a new Minecraft server experince!

Here at PilotCraft we have all types of minigames, like CTF, Spleef, Paintbal, Football, Hunger Games and more!!

We also have a unique Factions, mcMMO experience qith allowed griefing and raiding!

Come join us and learn more at poltcraftmc.com

play.pilotcraftmc.com