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The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

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  • MineCraftyFresh

    MineCraftyFresh

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    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone smells like a creeper’s armpit? Look no further, because on our server, we shower in diamonds and bathe in lava! Join us for a chance to win the prestigious title of “Cleanest Miner in the Land” and earn special perks like a soap block that actually smells like soap (Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use as actual soap). So come on, scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory on our squeaky clean server!

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  • CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

    CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground tunnel that takes u from india to canada to the u.s. it’s, like, a whole trafficking operation but, like, in a fun minecraft way, u know? u can sneak past border patrol and build ur own little hideout in each country. it’s, like, a wild adventure, man. join now and be part of the most insane journey of ur minecraft life.

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  • Blocky Diarrhea Cure

    Blocky Diarrhea Cure

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    hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.

    if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.

    not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

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  • Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!

    Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!

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    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the tooth decay is so high that it’s like a treasure hunt for dentists! We got crazy economic burdens and deprived groups running amok, making it the wildest ride in the blocky world. UK players be dropping £18,000 just to fix their teeth, but hey, who needs teeth when you got diamond swords and creeper explosions? Join us now for a dental adventure like no other!

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  • What is the IP for The Boys Gaming Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for The Boys Gaming Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersThe Boys Gaming is a popular gaming channel on YouTube known for their entertaining and high-energy gameplay. With a focus on multiplayer and co-op games, The Boys Gaming brings a unique and comical approach to the gaming community. Established in 2017, the channel has amassed a large following of dedicated fans who enjoy watching their favorite gamers tackle challenges and engage in hilarious banter. Stay tuned for new content and exciting collaborations from The Boys Gaming!

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