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Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Votes:	3979
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Towns Built:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9904
Star Shards Collected:	220	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	279	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Votes:	1538
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dimension Hops:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

ancient architecture, Borobudur Temple, Buddhist, Buddhist architecture, Buddhist culture, Buddhist heritage., cultural landmarks, Explore, historical sites, Indonesia travel, Indonesian tourism, LARGEST, largest Buddhist temple, Minecraft, religious pilgrimage, religious tourism, smp, Southeast Asia, spiritual travel, Temple, temple tourism, tourismbux, travel destinations, world tourism, world wonders, YOGYAKARTA

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Crops Grown:	2765
Enchantments Applied:	129	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	3383
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Items Found:	8240
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crops Grown:	4887
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	8772

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6653
Falling into the Void:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

Players:	99/200	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24