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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4431 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6507 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 55 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!