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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5522 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 713429 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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