🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5004 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!