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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2415 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9161 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!