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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4025 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3592 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!