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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2193 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2949 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
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