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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6050 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Villages Defended: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 100 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!