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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5464 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3055 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!